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AnElden Ringplayer ended up with what they called a Walmart version of Messmer the Impaler from theShadow of the Erdtreeexpansion after they tried to make a character based on the boss using only gear already available in the base game. Messmer will be encountered in the upcoming DLC’s new area, the Land of Shadow.
One of the additional bosses that will be featured inElden Ring’sShadow of the Erdtreeexpansion is Messmer the Impaler, a mysterious red-haired figure that resembles the game’s demigods in terms of appearance and stature. With the major expansion coming out soon, anElden Ringplayer has attempted to transform their character into Messmer using only items already present in the game, resulting in an imperfect yet admirable recreation of the boss.

In a post on theElden Ringsubreddit, user No-Personality-61 shared their custom avatar based onShadow of the Erdtree’s Messmer the Impaler. The level 396 character, fittingly named Walmart Messmer, used armor pieces from the Drake Knight and Rotten Duelist sets, as well as the Inquisitor’s Girandole, which is considered to be one ofElden Ring’s best spears, to somewhat capture the essence of the upcoming boss' design.
Community members poked fun at No-Personality-61’s avatar and its name, with many commenters even providing alternative titles for the custom character such as Thrift Store Messmer and Memer the Impaled. One Reddit user, meanwhile, advised No-Personality-61 to retire Walmart Messmer as the character was close to reaching level 400. It is not uncommon for players to have a level 150 character before making it to any ofElden Ring’s multiple endings.

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FromSoftware president andElden Ringdirector Hidetaka Miyazaki revealed in a past interview that shadow will be an important element of Messmer’s design. The veteran Japanese game developer, who previously claimed thatShadow of the Erdtreewill beElden Ring’s only expansion, added that players will discover why the character was never mentioned in the base game’s story despite seemingly being an important figure.
Not much else is known about Messmer, but he is always seen using fire magic and wielding a large, imposing spear in marketing materials like the recently released story trailer forShadow of the Erdtree. He also seems to always be accompanied by a snake, leading some to speculate that he could be related to Praetor Rykard, anoptional boss inElden Ringthat players can easily miss. Rykard, who is a demigod like many ofElden Ring’s other major bosses, also has snakes as part of his motif.

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ELDEN RING, developed by FromSoftware, Inc. and BANDAI NAMCO Entertainment Inc., is a fantasy action-RPG adventure set within a world created by Hidetaka Miyazaki and George R.R. Martin. Danger and discovery lurk around every corner in FromSoftware’s largest game to date. Hidetaka Miyazaki - President and Game Director of FromSoftware Inc. Known for directing critically-acclaimed games in beloved franchises including Armored Core and Dark Souls.George R.R. Martin is the #1 New York Times bestselling author of many novels, including the acclaimed series A Song of Ice and Fire - A Game of Thrones, A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast For Crows, and A Dance with Dragons. As a writer-producer, he has worked on The Twilight Zone, Beauty and the Beast, and various feature films and pilots that were never made. He lives with the lovely Parris in Santa Fe, New Mexico.



